Showing posts with label alarmed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alarmed. Show all posts

Who Needs Dear Abby?

Who needs some stranger to give you advice when you've got a best friend, right? Here at Turning Pages, we're not afraid to ask the hard questions...of each other.

Dear LB,
I bought a do-it-yourself basic alarm for the front door of my apartment & now my roommate thinks she doesn't ever have to lock the door. What do I do if somebody ignores the alarm & breaks into our apartment when I'm home alone in the mornings?
Yours,
Alarmed

Dear Alarmed,
Well I would first suggest finding a better roommate--or have her sleep in the closer room to the door, so if anyone gets whacked, it's her. Otherwise, might I suggest getting a well-trained dog? No? That's out of the question too, I suppose. My only other option would be to defend yourself, John Casey style. Really rambo it up.  None of these solutions help? Then I would try one of two things: either spend your whole roommateship walking around behind her to lock the door, or talk to her.

If it makes you feel better, if you do get an intruder, there's a 50/50 shot of solving the problem.  Hope I helped. 

-LB